Well my pseudo-boyfriend Robert is choosing to ignore me.
Since our chat about the state of our relationship on Sunday (see blog entry below), he has made no effort to address the issue. I guess I have my answer then hmm?
Of course this doesn't mean I haven't heard from him. Oh no, the man texts and emails me constantly...oops there he us now...
I've seen him a couple times too as he joined my gym and now works out beside me (making it impossible for me to distract myself from our relationship by gazing at other man flesh around me). But he has a knack for avoiding topics he isn't prepared to tackle (his favorite word "perhaps" has been officially banned from use in conversation). And so I wait. And it is festering like a blister on the heel of my psyche.
So I think I am going to have to hit him where it hurts...that's right...in the iPhone. These things are like crack. We are so used to being in constant contact, up to date on the daily details of eachother's lives, and addicted to a steady stream of feedback.
Radio silence. That will force his hand. He'll be twitching in the corner sucking his thumb wondering how he'll make it through the day without me to witness it.
Who am I kidding?
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